Tim: Last night we had a final meal with the Gorilla gang at Carnivore, a Nairobi institution and as you’d guess, a meat fest. Fixed price all you can eat, but with more class than the concept suggests. It originally started as game meat specialist, but now it’s a little more generic with sausage, beef, lamb and pork on the menu. The game we were served was ostrich balls (meat balls rather than their bollocks) and crocodile. The ostrich was great and the croc was a little salty. It was a great night, despite everyone being shattered from the drive and the last few nights on the grog.
Caro and a couple of the others headed home at midnight to try and get some time on the internet (access is so rare and precious on the road, you have to grab the opportunity when you can) while the rest of us headed to a club. When she got there she discovered that the hotel had moved all of our belongings out of our room in our absence. It must have been quite an exercise because the room was a mess! We’d unloaded practically everything in our bags when we’d arrived at the hotel, washed clothes and hung them to dry and we’d plugged in our laptop, cameras and phones to charge.
They weren’t very clear on the motivations for the move – but it seemed to centre around them drawing the conclusion that we were two single people who both should have been sharing with someone of the same sex and so they’d taken it upon themselves to right the situation it in our absence. They’d made no effort to contact us to discuss it – and god knows how they were going to decide which belongings to put in which room! It took them about 15 minutes to track down our things when Caroline got in – everything had been packed into a series of plastic bags. When I got home at 2am some sense of order had been restored and we‘d been moved back into the original room.
We found out the next morning that all sorts of shenanigans had gone on around rooms the night before. Janice and Dave, another couple, arrived back from dinner to discover a third bed had been brought into their double room and someone’s belongings, complete with SLR camera, were in the room – but no sign of that person. They didn’t even know whether the belongings were a man’s or a woman’s and whether that person was on our trip or not. Turns out the bags belonged to Carla. They’d already changed her room once earlier in the evening – but this second time they’d done so without her knowledge. Chrissy had been moved three times. Bearing in mind that none of us had met yet, it was all a little disturbing! Really poorly handled by the hotel…


